Four:

Things I loved about my weekend:
Gigging in Leicester
Cups of tea (I love them)
My first Martini experience
Almost choking to death in a sparring session which led to...

Things I hated about my weekend:
... Splitting a pair of trousers in the crotch region (x 2 pairs)
GNER ticket machines and customer service rep's. Avoid any of the two if you possibly can.
Broken washing machines
Broken boilers

Interesting things about my weekend:
being asked out on a date at my local laundromat
a p*****d irish tart at a Brick Lane curry house mouthing off loudly to her 'friends' before falling down the stairs on the way to the toilet
Unexpected visits
A quintessential scene of scraggy Terrier in a heavily wood-panelled pub falling asleep by a fake fire cranked to the max. There was something so wrong about it, yet so right.